He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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