i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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