What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Boobs speak an international language.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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