Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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