big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she told me i tasted like america
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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