talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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