Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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