If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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