It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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