Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we made out on top of his cat.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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