he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
