The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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