I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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