Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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