it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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