Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I am naked and annoyed.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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