dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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