I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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