brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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