Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Panties = found
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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