I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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