real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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