You're completely useless in the revolution.
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if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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