So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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