Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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