so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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