Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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