My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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