I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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