It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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