STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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