I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
is wine microwaveable?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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