yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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