it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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