Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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