haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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