sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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