I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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