Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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