I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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