No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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