this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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