Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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