Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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