Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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