why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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