i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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