hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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