We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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