saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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