Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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