so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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