Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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