I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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