dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My nipple is on Facebook.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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