Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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