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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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