dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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